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congenitalprogramming:

so graceful

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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addisuns:

getcho ass outta here aint no one tryina fuck with you shark

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surprisebitch:

never forget

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mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

image

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2spooky4boo:

restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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millenniumtinnyrod:

SHIT FUCK ABORT ABORT

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ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

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