Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.
DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES
dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS
When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.
The new smash bros looks great
If you don’t have anything nice to say, lie your fucking ass off.
I’m literally burning a hole through the camera lens from staring so hard at it.
Sorry! I’m busy doing stuff with someone else… but I’m friendly!
boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”
they’re calling to mother for food
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