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unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

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perlockholmes:

glaceon22:

chawko:

lorettafryingpan:

bigbigtruck:

GUYS

DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES

EVERY TIME.

dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS

When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.

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iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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serpent21:

The new smash bros looks great

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If you don’t have anything nice to say, lie your fucking ass off.

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September 20th  -  0 notes  -  O

I’m literally burning a hole through the camera lens from staring so hard at it.

Posted 21 hours ago
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Anonymous said:
Goddamn look at that face! Wish you lived near me and we could date.

Sorry! I’m busy doing stuff with someone else… but I’m friendly!

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when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
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yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

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subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

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precumming:

stunning…………..

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