ive seen a lot of stock images but this is just getting out of hand
- You have a battleship?
- Of course I do! I bought the first one they made! Named her the “Zhu Li”.
trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing