So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
getcho ass outta here aint no one tryina fuck with you shark
do atheists say oh my god
yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
SHIT FUCK ABORT ABORT
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”